Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes

I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes

I saw it. Ray Charles would see it

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes

I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 3 votes

We're married Peg, we can't be friends

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes