Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.78 from: 9 votesAl Bundy
We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votesAl Bundy
This cheese means more to me than both your lives
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.71 from: 7 votesAl Bundy
I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 7 votesPeggy Bundy
He tries to sell shoes, he tries to satisfy his wife. He does neither!
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.14 from: 211 votesAl Bundy
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
My kids may not be angels, but when they screw up, I don't blame TV. I put the blame squarely where it belongs, on their mother
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes