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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Greeting Vultures!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.57 from: 7 votes

Peggy Bundy

Kids, go outside and look under the house where your father usually hides

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.28 from: 152 votes

Al Bundy

"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.09 from: 170 votes

Peggy Bundy

Just pretend we're in bed, and let me take care of everything

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.53 from: 131 votes

Bud Bundy

Unlike your bra, there's a catch

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.15 from: 13 votes

Bud Bundy

At least, when I was born and the doctor spanked me I cried instead of saying "Thanks I like it rough"

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 13 votes

Al Bundy

It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 2 votes