Bundy

Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Bud Bundy

I suppose you got your usual dedication: "She works hard for the money"

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.67 from: 3 votes

Kelly Bundy

You can't score but you still have a bed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.05 from: 44 votes

Kelly Bundy

Jupiter's got Moons that weigh less than she does

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.39 from: 28 votes

Kelly Bundy

I've got a huge pimple. An actual Bud Bundy growing from my forehead

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.03 from: 31 votes

Kelly Bundy

Following your hand to the bedroom is not called stalking

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.33 from: 33 votes

Kelly Bundy

Get away from me, demon seed

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 1.8 from: 10 votes