Bundy

Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Bud Bundy

As long as there's a sailor and an ice cream cone you'll never be alone

This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.29 from: 7 votes

Peggy Bundy

Your father will be home soon, and he will be looking for dinner. Tell him I hope he finds it

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.41 from: 274 votes

Kelly Bundy

"Kelly:" Do you know what I would do for a house in Jamaica? "Bud:" The same thing you'd do for dinner and a movie.

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 51 votes

Peggy Bundy

In Al's defense, football has always meant a lot to him. In fact, it's the only time he can still go deep

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.11 from: 257 votes

Al Bundy

If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 15 votes

Al Bundy

That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes