Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
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But this, much like your honeymoon, will come back to haunt you
This Bud Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 10 votesAl Bundy
A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today
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You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater
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Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here
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Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
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Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
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