Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
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Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?
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You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had
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Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"
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Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
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If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile
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