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Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 20 votes

Al Bundy

You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Al Bundy

It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

Al Bundy

Synchronized swimming is not a sport

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Mud wrestling is a sport

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes

Al Bundy

Unlike sex with you, this is important to me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes