Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
Today is the first day of the end of your life
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 6 votesAl Bundy
Please, Peg, if you have any feelings for me, don't make me make love to you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votesMarcy D'arcy
If Al didn't have to bend over to steal our paper every morning he wouldn't get any exercise at all
This Marcy D'arcy quote is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votesPeggy Bundy
Much like in bed, Al wants to get it over with as soon as possible
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.43 from: 82 votesPeggy Bundy
"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.93 from: 130 votesPeggy Bundy
No Al, great would be if you flossed
This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.81 from: 144 votes