Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 44 votes

What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.35 from: 72 votes

The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.66 from: 50 votes

No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.32 from: 60 votes

This woman comes in, and she is so fat, she actually has three smaller women orbiting around her

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.12 from: 75 votes

Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.58 from: 24 votes

When I'm through with you, the only laughter that you're gonna hear is when you're out of your clothes

This Kelly Bundy quote is rated: 2.14 from: 22 votes