Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Bed them, don't wed them. Do them, don't woo them, date them don't mate them
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.27 from: 52 votesAl Bundy
Sure selling shoes is fun. But behind the glamour, it's like any other minimum wage slow death
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.69 from: 13 votesAl Bundy
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.84 from: 19 votesAl Bundy
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.29 from: 14 votesAl Bundy
Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.92 from: 12 votes