Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

I saw it. Ray Charles would see it

I'm not selling shoes for the money Aaron. I'm in it to torture fat women

I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop

Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"

I wanna go the way all Bundys go. I wanna hang myself in my own basement by jumping off my workbench

If you promise not to live too long, I'll tell you

I've got a natural appetite suppressant. Twenty five years of marriage