Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?

It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays

If I only had to look at your mother on tape, I'd still be having sex with her

If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile

Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass

Oh My God, she's a hundred and she's still kicking high

Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"