Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken

It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men

You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt

That's because I don't love you like a son Bud

Women's Golf is not a sport

A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"

My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world