Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days

In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"

"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.

A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"

I wish the world were a fly and I was a giant rolled up newspaper