Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes
Women... can't live with them... the end
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.43 from: 23 votesYou know medium, the sizes between small and you!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votesThat was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.3 from: 20 votesI should get a job on the bomb squad... then there will be hope
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votesWhite crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.2 from: 10 votesI don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 7 votesThis cheese means more to me than both your lives
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.5 from: 8 votes