Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Women... can't live with them... the end

You know medium, the sizes between small and you!

That was a great year for America. Ike was in the White House, women were in the kitchen, and guys like you were in the closet

I should get a job on the bomb squad... then there will be hope

White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?

I don't want more people in this house. I want less. I want my life back, dammit. I want my youth. I want my hair. I want... this room. It's really nice... Are you thinking of moving out, son?

This cheese means more to me than both your lives