Al Bundy

Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

She's got you shaking like a frenchman in a thunderstorm

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.24 from: 21 votes

I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.92 from: 12 votes

I was driving home. God knows why

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 8 votes

If you want to have sex, the kids have to leave, and if you want it to be good, you'll have to leave

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.38 from: 21 votes

Computers and women are ruining the country

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.71 from: 7 votes

Love is not only blind but stupid

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 4 votes