Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

There's two things that the Bundy's don't do. We don't eat vegatables and we don't tap

I'm gonna find a real man. One who likes girls and hates women

This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week

We're closed and, much like my life, the day is over

I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet

Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?

I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.