Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

I'm hungry enough to block a colon

What was I thinking when I said I do? I'd already had sex with her so I didn't need that again

I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson

I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home

You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes

I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare

If I could just help one kid not marry, my job is done