Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

A fat woman hedge-hogged her way into the shoe store today

Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you

I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope

We're married Peg, we can't be friends

I wish my apple grows as fast as your Opera

Women can't live with them can't herd them all into Canada

I haven't asked for much and God knows I've gotten it