Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them

There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex

Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here

Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up

What's for breakfast Peg today? Scrambled nothing or nothing over easy?

I thought watching Opera is the first sign of a brain tumour

You even got the floor sticky just like at the theater