Latest Funny One Liners

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture

Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it

When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?

Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy