Latest Funny One Liners

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead

There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it