Latest Funny One Liners

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results

Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind

Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' A Thought said and killed herself

Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes

Tomorrow is April Fools Day. Believe nothing, and trust no one. "So it's like any other day."