Latest Funny One Liners

Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday

Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail

The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!