Latest Funny One Liners

Only in America,do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one

An iron rule of a leader, make love to your wife in the morning and you will be the first

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing

If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home