Latest Funny One Liners

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong

The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children

Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you

What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year