Latest Funny One Liners

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back

If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages

Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love