Latest Funny One Liners

Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born

Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce

Only after getting married you realize that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes

I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest

Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less

Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand seeing a man have a good time