Latest Funny One Liners

Nowadays, most of the children dream about an iPhone, when I was a child all I wanted was a dog

How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever

Child's experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests

My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer

"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."

Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want - ice cream or beer