Latest Funny One Liners

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!

My dad used to always warn me about anal. He would say "Now son, this may hurt a bit"

It must be difficult to post inspirational Tweets when your blood type is B Negative

"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral