Funny One Liners

A women's work that is never done is the stuff that she asked her husband to do

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls

How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them

I used to be in a band, we were called 'lost dog'. You probably saw our posters

Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind