Funny One Liners

Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them

You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves

A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up

A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."