Funny One Liners

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Failure is not an option, it comes bundled with the software.

The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.