Funny One Liners

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.

Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie.