Funny One Liners

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

To the question 'What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative.

What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours.