One Liners

Funny One Liners

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

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Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.

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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

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I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

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You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged.

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Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.

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What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men.

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