My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesCalling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
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This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesYou're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesDid Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesWhat do men and women have in common? They both distrust men.
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