Funny One Liners

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Third Grade!

Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!

My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in 37 states.

What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.

If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?