Funny One Liners

I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

You're so pretty, you could be in a beer commercial.

For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging.

Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?