Funny One Liners

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

It's not what man can create it's what man can become.

Why was six scared of seven? Because seven "ate" nine.

What does a black person get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?