Funny One Liners

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.

Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship.

It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood? "Trust Me..."