Funny One Liners

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.

The panic begins with the first one to say 'Calm down!'

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!