Funny One Liners

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.

Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.