Funny One Liners

A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!

My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.