Funny One Liners

Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.