Funny One Liners

Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.

What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!

Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.