Funny One Liners

Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.

A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses - medicine.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth.