Funny One Liners

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator.

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

It's uncomfortable when the neighbor's kids look like you.

Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.