Funny One Liners

Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe

I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.