Funny One Liners

If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.

Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

What's a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.